Gemini song writer -Phone Update Rap Frustration 😋

[Sonora]

Phone Update Rap Frustration 

Yo, check the mic, one two, this ain't no brag

Just a frustrated user droppin' a digital drag.

This new update hit, felt like a digital slap,

My phone's gone rogue, caught in a software trap.

(Chorus)

Worst update yet, they messed it all around,

My favorites vanished, nowhere to be found!

Under the letter 'F'? That's a UI crime,

Should be on top, savin' precious time.

And this notification game, it got me feelin' stressed,

Pullin' down twice, puttin' my patience to the test.

Battery percentage, that's the secret zone,

For one little thing, leavin' me all alone.

Then I gotta swipe again, by the clock up high,

Just to see the alerts that caught my eye.

Who designed this mess? They need to take a seat,

'Cause usability's dead, lyin' at their feet.

(Chorus)

Worst update yet, they messed it all around,

My favorites vanished, nowhere to be found!

Under the letter 'F'? That's a UI crime,

Should be on top, savin' precious time.

And the battery drain? Man, it's a scary sight,

From a hundred to sixty in just one hour of light!

Just a simple phone call, ain't no heavy load,

This power consumption's got my anger explode.

I'm talkin' on the line, hearin' every word,

But my battery's droppin' like a grounded bird.

Is this some kind of glitch? A digital disease?

This update's got me beggin', "Won't you set my phone at ease?"

(Chorus)

Worst update yet, they messed it all around,

My favorites vanished, nowhere to be found!

Under the letter 'F'? That's a UI crime,

Should be on top, savin' precious time.

So hear my digital plea, developers listen close,

Revert this disaster, before my patience goes.

Give us back the ease, the flow, the simple grace,

Before I chuck this phone into outer space! Word.

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Original writer who inspired me to ask Gemini for song

https://eu.community.samsung.com/t5/mobile-apps-services/samsung-s-recent-one-ui-7-1-update-april-20...

Worst update yet! Why are my favorites under f in my contacts? Shouldn't favorite be easily accessible? Why do I have to pull down the drop screen by the battery percentage to view one thing, and pull it down by the time to view my actual notifications? Why is my battery going from 100% to 60% in an hour when all I'm doing is talking on the phone?

Thank you for inspiration ☺️👋. I don't know why I heard a song while reading your post, and that's how I came up with the idea of ​​Gemini writing a song. And it's not bad. Maybe you should use Gemini to write complaints.😉

[Vetri]

Reverse engineered with chatgpt 😂

Complaint Letter:

Dear Tech Support,

I’d like to lodge a formal complaint disguised as a cry for help from the depths of user interface despair. After your latest “update” (and I use that term loosely), my phone has gone from sleek device to confusing touchscreen Rubik's Cube. My favorites—once proudly pinned up top—are now buried under the letter "F" like they’re in digital witness protection. Notifications? I need a treasure map and two swipes just to check a text. And don’t even get me started on the battery—it's dropping faster than my will to troubleshoot. I made one phone call and watched 40% of my battery peace out like it owed someone money. Who designed this? A rogue squirrel with a vendetta? Please, undo whatever coding sorcery you cast and bring back the old interface, before I launch this phone into orbit. Sincerely, a user on the edge.

[Sonora]

Nah, Gemini wins, he's more creative than Chatgpt

Gemini  1 : 0  Chatgpt

Neeeext! 😛

[Vetri]

Did another 180 with - guess who?....DeepSeek 🙃


**🎤 "Tech Support Blues (A Rap of Despair)" 🎤**

*(Beat drops—think old-school frustration vibes)*

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**Verse 1:**
Dear Sonora, yo, I’m losin’ my mind,
This update got me trapped in a glitchy grind.
My phone was smooth, now it’s a Rubik’s mess,
Favorites hid under "F"—yo, that’s some stress!

**Pre-Chorus:**
Notifications? Man, they playin’ hide and seek,
Two swipes deep just to read a lil’ tweet.
Battery dips like it’s scared of the charge,
One phone call—*POOF*—40% large!

**Chorus:**
Who designed this? Was it squirrels on a spree?
Coding like they got a vendetta ‘gainst me!
Bring back the old way, undo the curse,
Or this phone’s flying straight to the universe! �

**Verse 2:**
I tap an app, it freezes up—*click*,
Now I’m stuck watchin’ the spinny wheel of sick.
Settings menu? More like a maze,
I feel like I’m lost in a tech support daze.

**Bridge:**
Yo, I’m a user on the edge of the ledge,
Fingers twitchin’, swear I’m ‘bout to pledge:
“One more glitch and I’m throwin’ hands!”
(But first, let me restart—*maybe it’ll understand*.)

**Outro:**
So fix it quick, don’t make me snap,
‘Fore this phone meets a tragic app collapse.
Sincerely yours, a frustrated dude,
Send help… or a phone that ain’t rude! ✌️

*(Mic drop. Angry but stylish exit.)*

** *"Error 404: My patience not found!"*

[Sonora]

Baaaaa, how did I get into the song? 😂

It's better then Chatgpt,  but it's still worse than Gemini

Gemini  2 : 0  DeepSeek

Neeeext! 😛😉

[Vetri]

I made you make a special appearance in the song 😂

[TheRoyalPenguin]

Microsoft copilot. 🤔

**Phone Update Meltdown (Remix)**

*(Intro)*
Yo, check it—who approved this wreck?
My phone’s out here, actin’ like a glitchy cassette.

*(Verse 1)*
Swipe left, swipe right—man, where'd my favorites go?
Buried under "F"? That's a UI low.
Efficiency's dead, got me wasting time,
Feels like they designed this in **backward rhyme**.

*(Chorus)*
Worst update dropped, my patience runnin’ thin,
Was slick, now it's sloppy—where do I begin?
Broken battery, broken flow, broken app display,
Messin’ with my life in the most absurd way.

*(Verse 2)*
Yo, notifications playin' **hide-and-seek**,
Had ‘em clean, now they clutter up my week.
Gotta swipe once, twice, then **one more time**,
Just to find a message that should be **frontline**.
And battery? Man, it’s **droppin’ like a beat**,
Hour in, phone’s begging for some heat.
Calls ain’t heavy, yet the charge ain’t last,
Guess "optimization" **fell down fast**.

*(Chorus)*
Worst update dropped, my patience runnin’ thin,
Was slick, now it's sloppy—where do I begin?
Broken battery, broken flow, broken app display,
Messin’ with my life in the most absurd way.

*(Verse 3)*
Developers, hear me, **you gotta rewind**,
Take this junk, put it **back in line**.
We want smooth, not this clunky maze,
Before I ditch this phone in a firey blaze.

*(Outro)*
So fix it quick or hear the streets protest,
We're done with updates that fail the test.
'Til then? Man, this struggle ain't right—
Phone fights me **day and night!**

Please ignore the asterisks. It's the way copy and paste works.

[Sonora]

I have too two version of Copilot song's- rock and rap remix. But I still think that's Gemini is best song writer here. 

You don't have to agree, so let's vote.

Who is the best songwriter in this case?

1.Gemini

2.Chatgpt

3.DeepSeek

4.Copilot

[TheRoyalPenguin]

It's down to perspective. We could say they are all terrible or all brilliant. To me, they're all fine. So it's a tie for me. Although Gemini might tip it

[Vetri]

Option 5. Me. I vote for me 😋