I can't take it anymore!

The selfie camera on this phone is SO bad. 

It's funny to say, and I'll be opening myself up to a million jokes at my expense... but here it is.. This camera makes EVERYONE look ugly and distorted. 

I've had this device for over a year, and I have zero joy in taking pictures. 

My old Samsung Selfie camera was SO great. It was fun, and I was happy snapping photos. 

This camera has never been the device for a good selfie. 

My most gorgeous friends look like they were hit with an ugly stick. 

Could someone recommend a different device for me?

I see nothing in the settings to enhance the back camera or a selfie mode to make us look less GOD AWFUL. WE all look like we have the flu and for that matter... the front camera isn't that great either. 

Oh boy... this stinks. 

Can I get my old blackberry back?